theroomyouneverenter:

slimetony:

transgirl-princess:

slimetony:

guys lets brainstorm a post

setting: 1950s london

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear

no one comes near

nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears

nobody hears

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)

frndpls:

getoffmyastroterf:

cumbler-tumbler:

gomesing:

lonelydreamsz:

1. What the fuck kinda answer is that?

2. How the hell did she stay so calm??

And this shitbag is running for president rn

He looks like he died and was left in the desert to rot, covered over with dirt for a week, then dug up, reanimated and made a political candidate.

If you look at her eyes closely you can see all the ways she’s imagining killing him

hey everyone this scumbag is jair bolsonaro and hes currently leading the race for presidency in brazil.

he is incredibly racist, homophobic and sexist, having multiple tines stated disgusting things like the ones said above

he also is a supporter of the military dictatorship that we were under for a few decades

there is a real chance he might win the elections in a month and i am dreading the future bc of this result

@my fellow brazilians in this website #EleNão

por favor, ele não

Source: sridevi

memewarmachinerox:

potatolikesmarvel:

lady–iron:

Tony, copying Peter’s gen Z slang to look cool: Not to be a soft bitch on main, but like, I appreciate you for not making me feel like I deserve to be yeeted off a roof. I like you more than Tide Pods 🙂

Rhodey, a concerned best friend: I have no idea what the fuck you just told me but I have to see a therapist after that and you’re coming with me.

Steve, badly influenced by peter: mood

Bucky: big mood

Rhodey: oh my god.

You dawgs think you’re all that and a bag of chips with your slang, but back in the day, I was da bomb when it came to this shiznit. Time for me to bounce, homeys. Peace out.