@reallucydavis: As requested by @tcaofsabrina! #auntzelda and #aunthilda – With the lovely #mirandaotto #chillingadventuresofsabrina #lucydavis #tvsister
I don’t even know how some of you think Jensen didn’t portray Michael well — the 7th gif looks NOTHING LIKE DEAN. You don’t even have to see the blue glowing eyes to know that’s MICHAEL. Bottom line: Jensen’s acting is sorcery, thank you for coming to my TED Talk
honestly just give him the Emmy right now and save us all time
Almost all of us can make our own hair, right? RIGHT.
But there’s something about the way the Thirst Objects of this episode grow the stuff on their faces that required close and thirsty examination. Observe:
And furthermore:
And naturally:
Beards tend to make shit better.
And that’s what this is all about!
We started with Mr Emily Bunt AKA John Krasinski, who has been steadily building his thirst-worthiness (and those pecs) since he was (Slim) Jim in The Office. What is it about that beard that flicked a switch? We would like some time to study it in close quarters, sil vous plait. Here he is, fully bearded and also fully charming:
Then we moved onto Will Smith. Look, Bim has some complicated feelings about Will Smith (she once had a very rude dream about him, ok?). We have loved him since he was The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and we have watched as he has morphed into an internet uncle, and well, we fancy him with a beard, ok? it resembles the facial topiary of… a zaddy?
Whew. 👀
Finally, we visited Kensington Palace (or wherever the fuck those two sweet lovebirds live) to ponder the allure of Prince Harry’s ginger beard. If you wanna know how potent that shit is, consider this: it thoroughly seduced us into overlooking (or at least working past) some of his past fuckery. Well, that, as well as a press release that might be the most romantic shit ever published, and the general glo-up of finding (what we hope is) the love of your life and marrying better than your wretched family. 😍(that’s a running thread of these dudes, by the way: they just bloody L😍VE their wives 😭)
Anyway! Things get very thirsty this ep, and that’s before we even get to Fanfic Wars. Fasten your wig extra securely: the drabbles (both about John Krasinski) are A Lot this week. Grab a col’ drank and settle in, thirst-buckets!
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