fierce-katzchen:

unclefather:

ketchupcapacity:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

There is one and only one shakira law.
1. Thou hips shalt not lie

How do you fuck up this bad

Hahahaha hahahah

ms-cellanies:

flamingkat:

deanpleasepassthegravy:

forestbeneathme:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

wyvernchild:

lavender-ice:

please.

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term.  Don’t believe me, look it up.

This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.

Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.

REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT

PLEASE, JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND REBLOG.  THE LIFE YOU SAVE COULD VERY WELL BE A CAT’S LIFE.

so-get-this-sam-girl-spn:

mittensmorgul:

obsessionisaperfume:

amwritingmeta:

when-in-doubt-sing:

c-kaeru:

braezenkitty:

mayalaen:

cenedrariva:

tenoko1:

garrettauthor:

Tterrag the Tired, Hoarder of Burgers and Sinks.

Okonet the Sick, Hoader of tea and coffee mugs

Avirardenec the Bored, Hoarder of pasta and pillows

Ayam thehigh haoarder of ricec krispies and tv changerss

Adnyrb the Tired, Hoarder of pie and soft blankets

Ellimac the Groggy, Hoarder of Yoghurts and Lamps

Asle the Sleepy, hoarder of cake and glasses

Eilenna the Inspired, hoarder of Clementines and Silver Rings

Irod the PISSED OFF, hoarder of chocolate and knitting. (I’m sure you’re all SHOCKED and SURPRISED…)

Snettim the Pleased, hoarder of Kit Kats and ipads.

Ahtnamas the Tired, hoarder of spaghetti and toilet paper.

(This gif totally works! Lmao! 😂)

Jayemm the Hungover, Hoarder of Pizza and a Chihuahua