(My blog was actually marked explicit this morning and then reinstated. Maybe direct the search toward actual nazis and illegal content and Tumblr will be a place that doesn’t get removed from the freakin app store. This used to be a place people wanted to be and felt save to express themselves. If you lose those people, you lose what makes you viable: earn or die, Tumblr. )
Aries- You posted porn. You did it. Tumblr doesn’t like that any more. Bad, you, having desires.
Taurus- We looked in your likes and had to bleach the fucking computer.
Gemini- Your searches were freaking out the staff and you were labeled explicit for the greater good.
Cancer- Furry images? No? Just your cat? Still explicit.
Leo- You reported yourself to feel included. It’s okay, I won’t tell. Wait…
Virgo- You stood up for someone that was being bullied and that just really irked the Tumblr staff. Enjoy Hell, explicit one.
Libra- Someone was jealous as fuck of your art and reported you like a nasty lil shithead
Scorpio- You’re good, no problems here. Continue browsing. Not explicit at all.
Sagittarius- An innocent picture of a forest with inspirational text actually came from a blog run by a white supremacist
Capricorn- Staff was just having too good of a time selecting explicit content and you got caught up in the fun.
Aquarius- I thought Tumblr said NSFW writing was okay? No. You’re still in trouble.
Pisces- We launched your filth blog into fucking space.
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