Why your Sign’s Blog Was Marked As Explicit

shitthesignssay:

(My blog was actually marked explicit this morning and then reinstated. Maybe direct the search toward actual nazis and illegal content and Tumblr will be a place that doesn’t get removed from the freakin app store. This used to be a place people wanted to be and felt save to express themselves. If you lose those people, you lose what makes you viable: earn or die, Tumblr. )

Aries- You posted porn. You did it. Tumblr doesn’t like that any more. Bad, you, having desires.

Taurus- We looked in your likes and had to bleach the fucking computer.

Gemini- Your searches were freaking out the staff and you were labeled explicit for the greater good.

Cancer- Furry images? No? Just your cat? Still explicit.

Leo- You reported yourself to feel included. It’s okay, I won’t tell. Wait…

Virgo-  You stood up for someone that was being bullied and that just really irked the Tumblr staff. Enjoy Hell, explicit one.

Libra- Someone was jealous as fuck of your art and reported you like a nasty lil shithead

Scorpio- You’re good, no problems here. Continue browsing. Not explicit at all.

Sagittarius- An innocent picture of a forest with inspirational text actually came from a blog run by a white supremacist

Capricorn- Staff was just having too good of a time selecting explicit content and you got caught up in the fun.

Aquarius- I thought Tumblr said NSFW writing was okay? No. You’re still in trouble.

Pisces- We launched your filth blog into fucking space.

@glassjacket

incorrectspn:

Rowena: i remember in my second century i got a new black grimoire and this hunter who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no i just killed people for this yesterday and he said “if you dont give me the grimoire we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and he was like “So you’re giving me the grimoire??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

caelumrising:

i-ship-destiel67:

caelumrising:

i-ship-destiel67:

buteraphase:

caelumrising:

im glad gay people ruined rainbows for homophobic christians

amen to that

Not all Christians are homophobic

then it’s a good thing i specified homophobic christians!

Yeah but the gay flag is an insult to all Christians. Even the one who are okay with gay people but aren’t gay themselves.

The fact that a destiel shipping blog is telling me, a gay christian man, that the gay pride flag is an insult to ALL christians is throwing me for a fucking loop